Just Plain Odd
- 01/23/2013: Fun Bob Marley fact (Ryan)
- 01/19/2013: Emu vs Kangaroo (Ryan)
- 01/15/2013: HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA (Ryan)
- 01/9/2013: Old ass whales (Ryan)
- 01/3/2013: Insane wrestling (Ryan)
- 11/29/2012: Oldest blooper (Ryan)
- 11/27/2012: Zen Crunk Juice (Ryan)
- 11/25/2012: Chili Cheese Dip (Ryan)
- 11/23/2012: Eat! (Ryan)
- 11/17/2012: This wallpaper pops! (Ryan)
- 10/29/2012: Mind your manners (Ryan)
- 10/11/2012: The Joy of Cooking… Humans (Ryan)
- 10/2/2012: Hash tagging a storm! (Paul)
- 08/25/2012: Insane in the cell membrane (Ryan)
- 08/24/2012: Bring Me the Head of Humpty Hump (Paul)
- 08/23/2012: Quirks (Ryan)
- 08/17/2012: Today’s most important headline (Ryan)
- 08/15/2012: Comic book heroes by religion (and then some) (Ryan)
- 08/7/2012: Natural Flavor with Other Natural Flavor (Ryan)
- 08/5/2012: Most common last letter of US last names (Ryan)
- 07/19/2012: Laverne Gets Down (Ryan)
- 07/8/2012: Nexus Q (Paul)
- 07/4/2012: When Casual Restaurants Collide (Paul)
- 06/29/2012: Poorly matched photos (Ryan)
- 06/25/2012: Bikeless bike rides (Ryan)
- 06/15/2012: Phantom Vibration Syndrome (Paul)
- 06/7/2012: One roller coaster I have no desire to ride (Ryan)
- 06/5/2012: Big Happy Fun House (Ryan)
- 04/26/2012: Cheeseburger-crusted pizza (Paul)
- 04/24/2012: Happy birthday, Danny Gokey! (Paul)
- 04/20/2012: Spam Books (Paul)
- 04/17/2012: Fingernail art (Ryan)
- 04/15/2012: Do the Bert Thing (Ryan)
- 04/13/2012: The Berenstain Bears Get X-TREEEEEEEME! (Ryan)
- 04/8/2012: Panda Cheese (Paul)
- 04/4/2012: Dead Cats Tell No Tails (Paul)
- 04/1/2012: April Fools 2012 (Ryan)
- 03/26/2012: Pork Chop Pants (Paul)
- 03/3/2012: List of things (Ryan)
- 02/29/2012: College journalism: as good as ever (Ryan)
- 02/26/2012: The Day Without a Ping (Paul)
- 02/11/2012: Girl Talk (not the sampler) (Ryan)
- 02/10/2012: Awkward Stock Photos (Paul)
- 02/3/2012: Rock the house until it falls… and then rebuild it (Ryan)
- 02/1/2012: How to pronounce (Ryan)
- 01/19/2012: But what about Gomer and Goober? And what of Aunt Bea? (Ryan)
- 01/18/2012: Hello (Paul)
- 01/15/2012: Rock ’em and then sock ’em (Ryan)
- 01/9/2012: Really crappy food (Ryan)
- 01/5/2012: Blurry iPhone pic (Ryan)
- 12/28/2011: Texting While Peeing (Paul)
- 12/27/2011: How do they stay in business? (Ryan)
- 12/20/2011: What’s Going on in the Amazon Forums? (Paul)
- 12/10/2011: Speaker Pillow (Paul)
- 12/8/2011: Undershirts (or The Ping Jumps The Shark) (Paul)
- 11/30/2011: A Curious Company (Paul)
- 11/25/2011: Panda Poop Tea, or This Tea Tastes Like Ass (Ryan)
- 11/22/2011: Kristin Schaal is a Horse (Paul)
- 11/7/2011: Fuller eyelashes (Ryan)
- 11/3/2011: Krampus (Ryan)
- 10/22/2011: More Fascinating Abandoned Stuff (Paul)
- 10/21/2011: Rising from the dead (Ryan)
- 09/25/2011: Rabbit Island (Ryan)
- 09/17/2011: YouTube Saturday: Breakdancing for the Pope (Ryan)
- 09/15/2011: Running from zombies (Ryan)
- 09/13/2011: Shortwave Archive (Ryan)
- 09/12/2011: Then they came for my cookies, and I didn’t speak out (Paul)
- 09/6/2011: Sweepin’ for a Livin’ (Paul)
- 09/2/2011: Your Watermelon Needs Pants (Paul)
- 09/1/2011: Oobjects (Ryan)
- 08/27/2011: Huxtable Hotness (Ryan)
- 08/22/2011: Warm Nuts (Paul)
- 08/16/2011: The Cover of Queen’s “The Miracle” (Paul)
- 08/15/2011: Best MGM Lion Parody Opening In a Thai Hip-Hop Video Ever (Ryan)
- 08/5/2011: Adult Drive-Ins (Ryan)
- 08/4/2011: The Last (and First) Page of the Internet (Paul)
- 07/29/2011: The Nipple Server (Ryan)
- 07/23/2011: The ultimate crossword (Ryan)
- 07/19/2011: Dinner Diner (Ryan)
- 07/15/2011: Spoonerisms (Ryan)
- 07/8/2011: Digital Product Placement (Paul)
- 07/7/2011: One Weird Tip (take two) (Ryan)
- 07/4/2011: Cabel’s Annual Fireworks Post (Paul)
- 06/29/2011: The Book House (Ryan)
- 06/27/2011: “I was wondering why someone hadn’t burned a tent yet!” (Ryan)
- 06/26/2011: The Oddness of the Portillo’s Drive-Thru (Paul)
- 06/24/2011: Jump, Fox, Jump! (Ryan)
- 06/23/2011: Like Netflix For… (Ryan)
- 06/18/2011: The Tour de Donut (Paul)
- 06/12/2011: T… t… ta-chooo! (Paul)
- 06/5/2011: The Most Badass Man Ever (Ryan)
- 06/4/2011: Pie Fries (Paul)
- 05/23/2011: Today’s simple message (Ryan)
- 05/21/2011: Pingpacolypse (Ryan)
- 05/14/2011: Clam Management (Paul)
- 05/11/2011: Did he find the ad on Craigslist? (Ryan)
- 05/7/2011: Ping Dream (Ryan)
- 04/29/2011: Get to f’ing sleep! (Ryan)
- 04/24/2011: Easter Sunday (Paul)
- 04/21/2011: Jim Gardner vs the Philliebot (Ryan)
- 04/9/2011: Leafy Soap (Paul)
- 04/4/2011: Tissue-free Noseblowing (Paul)
- 04/2/2011: Denny’s Maple Bacon Sundae (Paul)
- 03/31/2011: 2011, 2011 edition (Ryan)
- 03/19/2011: Poo-pourri (Ryan)
- 03/13/2011: Found film (Ryan)
- 03/11/2011: Rock solid. Heart touching. (Ryan)
- 03/5/2011: Is it me you’re looking for? (Ryan)
- 03/4/2011: Not Peeing Improves Your Life… Maybe (Paul)
- 02/23/2011: Christmas Lights (Ryan)
- 02/12/2011: Chocolate Rain (Paul)
- 02/7/2011: The wavy thing on the Coke logo (Ryan)
- 01/24/2011: The Ben and Jerry’s Pint Lock (Paul)
- 01/23/2011: A Promotional Poem That Etsy Should Use (Ryan)
- 01/21/2011: MC 2XL (Ryan)
- 01/14/2011: Vegan Music Options (Paul)
- 01/4/2011: Leonard Nimoy Introduces the Magnavision LaserDisc Player (Paul)
- 01/1/2011: 2011 (Ryan)
- 12/23/2010: O Holy Night (Ryan)
- 12/19/2010: Weirdest Duet Ever (Ryan)
- 12/15/2010: TP Lawsuit (Ryan)
- 12/12/2010: Our Refund Policy (Paul)
- 12/11/2010: How to Sound Like a Tourist in New York City (Ryan)
- 12/7/2010: Today’s sign of the apocalypse (Ryan)
- 12/2/2010: Doughnut-to-Go (Paul)
- 11/29/2010: Google Beatbox (Ryan)
- 11/19/2010: Robbed while on the john (Ryan)
- 11/4/2010: Drop dead! (Ryan)
- 11/2/2010: I Still Like Turtles (Paul)
- 11/1/2010: State movies (Ryan)
- 10/31/2010: Scariest Non-Real Halloween Costumes (Ryan)
- 10/22/2010: My VCR Collection (Paul)
- 10/15/2010: Planned Funky Parenthood (Ryan)
- 09/25/2010: I have a bad case… (Ryan)
- 08/27/2010: The question of our times (Ryan)
- 08/23/2010: Traffic (Ryan)
- 08/22/2010: Inuit throat-singing (Ryan)
- 07/31/2010: Death Opps (Ryan)
- 07/15/2010: Stupid Idiots (Ryan)
- 07/4/2010: Hammacher Schlemmer Loves Giant Items (Paul)
- 06/18/2010: Michael Jordan Loves Root Beer (Paul)
- 06/12/2010: Striking Back at Mr. P (Paul)
- 05/27/2010: Overheard (Ryan)
- 05/19/2010: I don’t know (Ryan)
- 05/17/2010: A new poem for elementary school children (Ryan)
- 05/3/2010: Apple IIe + Twitter = Most Awesome (Ryan)
- 04/14/2010: The Best McDonald’s (Paul)
- 03/25/2010: High class album cover (Ryan)
- 03/17/2010: All About Pigeons (Ryan)
- 03/13/2010: Return of an old friend (Ryan)
- 03/3/2010: Britney Spears, News Anchor (Ryan)
- 02/19/2010: Giant Painting of Famous People (Ryan)
- 02/13/2010: Now Approaching: Black Hole (Ryan)
- 02/4/2010: Pajama Jeans (Ryan)
- 01/19/2010: How to impress me (Ryan)
- 01/17/2010: A Riddle (Ryan)
- 12/16/2009: Sad Trombone Dot Com (Paul)
- 12/7/2009: Found Object Series #3: Love Game (Ryan)
- 12/5/2009: Found Object Series #2: Afghani Pop DVD (Ryan)
- 12/3/2009: Found Object Series #1: Hello Life (Ryan)
- 11/22/2009: Darwin in the Loo (Paul)
- 11/20/2009: Things About Men (Paul)
- 11/19/2009: Do you like weird things? (Ryan)
- 10/26/2009: Trash… It’s a Mess (Ryan)
- 10/19/2009: Salad Fingers (Ryan)
- 10/14/2009: YouTube Socks (Paul)
- 10/13/2009: Featured in a Flickr Gallery (Ryan)
- 10/9/2009: Lost Bikes (Ryan)
- 10/4/2009: Gandhi’s $25,000 Pen (Paul)
- 10/3/2009: I will not be dressing as Super Grover (Ryan)
- 10/2/2009: Grey’s Anatomy Scrubs (Paul)
- 09/23/2009: Parenting tip: How to calm a crying three-year-old (Ryan)
- 09/17/2009: CYOA Conspiracy (Ryan)
- 09/6/2009: Hawaiian Shirts for Dogs (Paul)
- 09/5/2009: Free Book Restaurant, part 2 (Ryan)
- 08/21/2009: Twitter Poetry (Ryan)
- 08/12/2009: Is Hawaii a state? (Paul)
- 07/31/2009: Why Wikipedia rules (Ryan)
- 07/21/2009: The Weirdest Way to Meet Your Spouse (Ryan)
- 07/6/2009: A Montage of PBS Idents (Paul)
- 07/2/2009: I Give Up on Facebook Ads (Paul)
- 06/22/2009: Cars of the Newscasters (Paul)
- 06/7/2009: Who would win in a fight? (Ryan)
- 05/29/2009: What a Crappy Idea (Ryan)
- 05/28/2009: Wearable Towel (Paul)
- 05/17/2009: Growing Up (Ryan)
- 05/9/2009: Stupid video (Ryan)
- 04/29/2009: Empty out your shoes… (Ryan)
- 04/15/2009: Signs That Facebook Knows Me Too Well (Ryan)
- 04/14/2009: Changing Your Handwriting (Paul)
- 04/9/2009: The most important site you’ll visit today (Ryan)
- 02/28/2009: A Ping It’s Not OK Ever To Say (Paul)
- 02/17/2009: Another Strange Dream (Ryan)
- 02/14/2009: Valentine’s Day Haiku VII (Paul)
- 02/3/2009: The Perfect Video (Ryan)
- 01/31/2009: A conversation at this guy’s water cooler the following day (Ryan)
- 01/27/2009: Twitter-based Laundry (Ryan)
- 01/19/2009: Do you want some maggot cheese with your butt coffee? (Ryan)
- 01/17/2009: Pitying fools on wax (Ryan)
- 01/14/2009: The Most Interesting Thing I Learned on Wikipedia Today (Paul)
- 01/9/2009: Celebrity Junk Art (Ryan)
- 01/7/2009: The One CD You Don’t Need to Buy This Year (Ryan)
- 01/1/2009: Happy 2009! (Ryan)
- 12/23/2008: Nothing does not exist on the Internet (Ryan)
- 12/19/2008: Why the Internet is Great: Shoelace Edition (Ryan)
- 12/14/2008: Another Great Gift Idea (Paul)
- 12/5/2008: Great Name (Ryan)
- 12/3/2008: Yuck. (Ryan)
- 11/25/2008: The Clarino Hotel: Don’t Call it the Clarion (Paul)
- 11/12/2008: It’s About Time We Had Newspaper-Backed Wine (Paul)
- 10/5/2008: Cellophane color (Ryan)
- 10/3/2008: Home Shopping Bloopers (Ryan)
- 09/27/2008: What Creeps Me Out (Ryan)
- 09/15/2008: Hole in the Wall (Ryan)
- 08/25/2008: Freed Up Olympic Time (Ryan)
- 08/9/2008: Dump for Sale (Ryan)
- 07/27/2008: Poorly placed ads (Ryan)
- 07/7/2008: What would you do for gasoline? (Ryan)
- 07/3/2008: Dependence Day (Ryan)
- 06/29/2008: Great Wall Street Fortune Hunt! (Ryan)
- 06/27/2008: Worse Than eBay Sniping (Ryan)
- 06/23/2008: Idea: Interview People From the Future (Ryan)
- 06/13/2008: Product idea (Ryan)
- 06/7/2008: Metasigns (Ryan)
- 06/6/2008: Bill Cosby’s Sweaters (Paul)
- 06/4/2008: Sneeze Discharge Location (Paul)
- 05/26/2008: My new web host (Ryan)
- 05/14/2008: lol (Paul)
- 05/7/2008: The Free Book Restaurant (Ryan)
- 05/5/2008: Talk to Me (Ryan)
- 04/24/2008: The Inflations (Paul)
- 04/19/2008: Supersonic Hearing (Ryan)
- 03/15/2008: Watch out for the creepy gnome (Ryan)
- 03/10/2008: Improv Everywhere (Ryan)
- 03/8/2008: Soupbo (Paul)
- 02/23/2008: Perhaps the funniest page on the Internet (Ryan)
- 02/17/2008: Strange Dream (Ryan)
- 02/15/2008: Ethnic Surgery (Ryan)
- 02/13/2008: The World’s Largest Music Collection (Ryan)
- 02/6/2008: Super Tuesday Party (Paul)
- 02/2/2008: Welcome back, Mister Pants! (Paul)
- 01/29/2008: Comprehensive List of Things the Internets Needs (Ryan)
- 01/7/2008: A House I’d Love to Visit (Ryan)
- 01/2/2008: Jeopardy! Sets in Review (Paul)
- 01/1/2008: Happy Blank Comment Day! (Ryan)
- 12/19/2007: Sparking Broccoli (Ryan)
- 12/15/2007: My loony bun is fine Benny Lava! (Ryan)
- 11/12/2007: Writer’s Strike: Day 6 (Paul)
- 11/11/2007: Writer’s Strike: Day 5 (Ryan)
- 11/10/2007: Writer’s Strike: Day 4 (Paul)
- 11/9/2007: Writer’s Strike: Day 3 (Ryan)
- 11/8/2007: Writer’s Strike: Day 2 (Paul)
- 11/7/2007: Writer’s Strike: Day 1 (Ryan)
- 10/31/2007: Who’s Right? (Ryan)
- 10/24/2007: Time to Bust Some Terrorists! (Paul)
- 10/13/2007: Someecards (Ryan)
- 10/4/2007: What About Arial? (Paul)
- 10/2/2007: Flaherty Island (Ryan)
- 09/20/2007: Stendhal Syndrome (Ryan)
- 09/10/2007: Inside 34 Dixontown (Ryan)
- 09/8/2007: Paul MacAleer (Ryan)
- 08/29/2007: The Pillowig and Other Great Things (Ryan)
- 08/23/2007: The Ping’s new candidate for 2008? (Ryan)
- 08/11/2007: Sorry. (Ryan)
- 08/7/2007: House for Sale (Ryan)
- 07/24/2007: The End of Weekly World News (Paul)
- 07/21/2007: Worst Birthday Party, Ever (Ryan)
- 07/3/2007: The Perfect Vacation Spot (Ryan)
- 06/8/2007: The L.L.Bean Amusement Park (Paul)
- 06/5/2007: A Week I Hope You Celebrated (Ryan)
- 06/2/2007: Today’s Fun Fact About Saskatchewan (Paul)
- 05/27/2007: Applicant (Ryan)
- 05/25/2007: If I Could Have One Thing… (Ryan)
- 05/23/2007: Wear Pants to These Songs (Ryan)
- 05/21/2007: Biohazard (Ryan)
- 05/15/2007: Hi There! (Ryan)
- 05/3/2007: Stop Signs, pt. 2 (Ryan)
- 04/18/2007: Bacon Madness (Paul)
- 04/4/2007: Today’s California Fun Fact (Paul)
- 03/31/2007: Earth Angel (Ryan)
- 03/16/2007: When Pillows Attack (Paul)
- 03/6/2007: Tasteless TV Themes (Paul)
- 03/3/2007: Purple Precipitation (Ryan)
- 03/2/2007: The Boring Store (Paul)
- 01/23/2007: When I’m low on protein I’m with the bean soup and cabbage (Ryan)
- 12/24/2006: A Scene-By-Scene Analysis of the Accuracy of the Introduction to Perfect Strangers (Paul)
- 12/16/2006: Letter by Letter (Paul)
- 12/10/2006: National Christmas Tree Association (Paul)
- 11/28/2006: Bag of Crap (Paul)
- 10/8/2006: Kookychow (Paul)
- 10/5/2006: Fred Savage (Ryan)
- 10/1/2006: I Pity the TV Producer (Ryan)
- 08/19/2006: Turn to page S1W (Ryan)
- 08/13/2006: Question of the Day (Ryan)
- 07/15/2006: I love Sprintime (Ryan)
- 06/22/2006: Old ASCII Fart (Paul)
- 05/6/2006: I wish I lived in Intercourse (Ryan)
- 02/26/2006: Hamburger (Paul)
- 02/25/2006: Snow Nose (Ryan)
- 01/12/2006: My Pants are iPod Compatible (Paul)
- 01/5/2006: Survival (Ryan)
- 12/3/2005: From the Devil Cultist (Ryan)
- 12/2/2005: The Banana Phone Cover (Paul)
- 11/9/2005: Screwing with your eyes (Ryan)
- 10/23/2005: You Want it Which Way? (Paul)
- 10/15/2005: Inflatable Privacy (Ryan)
- 08/26/2005: Steve, Don’t Eat It! (Paul)
- 08/17/2005: Grau (Ryan)
- 07/23/2005: Just Call Me Mary Kate (Ryan)
- 07/3/2005: Bootleg Toys (Ryan)
- 07/1/2005: The One Page You Never Want to See Your Face On… (Ryan)
- 06/26/2005: stupid.com (Paul)
- 06/8/2005: Swatch Internet Time (Paul)
- 05/8/2005: Perry Bible Fellowship (Ryan)
- 05/6/2005: Napalm Death Scum (Ryan)
- 04/30/2005: The One Sense You Could Do Without (Paul)
- 03/24/2005: Change Physics (Paul)
- 03/19/2005: Do Not Eat (Ryan)
- 02/23/2005: Rapture Letters (Ryan)
- 02/12/2005: Dreaming of Saved by the Bell (Paul)
- 02/5/2005: Mail it, they’ll send it (Ryan)
- 02/3/2005: Calling All Amateur Dream Interpreters (Ryan)
- 01/15/2005: High Weirdness by Mail (Paul)
- 11/22/2004: A Complete List of Things to Stick In Your Pipe and Smoke (Paul)
- 11/18/2004: The Girlfriend Pillow (Paul)
- 11/11/2004: Middle Finger Man (Ryan)
- 11/8/2004: Bizarre Spammy Pages (Paul)
- 11/7/2004: Sit your arse down and walk (Ryan)
- 10/21/2004: Hated by All (Ryan)
- 10/13/2004: The Boyfriend Pillow (Ryan)
- 10/3/2004: Reversing Vandalism (Ryan)
- 09/25/2004: I Think I’ve Been Hit By Lightning (Ryan)
- 07/29/2004: Forget Alien v.s. Predator (Ryan)
- 07/23/2004: The Fremont Troll (Ryan)
- 06/29/2004: Origami (Ryan)
- 06/15/2004: Sooooooul Tr…avel (Ryan)
- 06/6/2004: A Fly on the Wall (of a Urinal) (Paul)
- 05/22/2004: The DIA Conspiracy (Paul)
- 05/17/2004: Doctor’s Language (Ryan)
- 05/9/2004: Mount Trashmore (Ryan)
- 05/8/2004: I Am Captain Jean-Luc Picard (Paul)
- 04/30/2004: Dot Com Guy, Four Years Later (Paul)
- 03/28/2004: Lots of Credit, Lots of Ramen (Paul)
- 03/22/2004: Life Without Words (Ryan)
- 03/19/2004: Get Wet (Ryan)
- 03/17/2004: They must love their WD-40 (Ryan)
- 03/9/2004: Everyone hates Pitman, do you? (Ryan)
- 03/5/2004: Workplace zombiedom (Ryan)
- 02/29/2004: When Dentists Sell (Paul)
- 02/25/2004: We’re not alone (Ryan)
- 02/10/2004: A Complete List of People Who Don’t Make Things Like They Used To (Paul)
- 01/23/2004: Makin time (Ryan)
- 01/15/2004: The Aluminum Foil Guy (Ryan)
- 01/9/2004: The Conjoined Onion (Ryan)
- 01/4/2004: Ping’s Favorite (Paul)
- 12/24/2003: A Christmas Treat (Paul)
- 12/22/2003: Begging Equals Stardom (Paul)
- 12/18/2003: Best Thang EVAR!!! (Paul)
- 12/17/2003: For those strong brains (Ryan)
- 12/10/2003: Ping Dong! (Paul)
- 11/25/2003: Hell Money (Ryan)
- 11/3/2003: I Apologize (Ryan)
- 10/24/2003: Pie (Paul)
- 10/23/2003: My Roomba is scaring me (Ryan)
- 10/9/2003: People That Suck (Ryan)
- 10/5/2003: How to Be An Annoying Ping Visitor (Ryan)
- 10/4/2003: Malkovich Malkovich (Paul)
- 09/27/2003: Chillow: The Verdict (Ryan)
- 09/22/2003: Another Word Association Game (Paul)
- 08/30/2003: Make Some Change (Paul)
- 08/27/2003: Interview Hitler! (Ryan)
- 08/19/2003: Kicked by Cows (Ryan)
- 08/3/2003: Another Absence of Ping (Paul)
- 07/23/2003: Attack of the Four Legged Chickens (Ryan)
- 07/15/2003: Throw dem phones (Ryan)
- 05/9/2003: Poo-tastic! (Ryan)
- 04/6/2003: Ryan’s Ripest Pings (Paul)
- 04/5/2003: Paul’s Poopiest Ping (Ryan)
- 04/3/2003: The Reading Homeless Man (Ryan)
- 03/27/2003: What were they thinking? (Ryan)
- 03/17/2003: For Sale: Air! (Ryan)
- 03/9/2003: Old Fezziwig’s Kidney Stone (Ryan)
- 02/18/2003: Top Ten Things to Do During a Blizzard (Paul)
- 02/9/2003: Japanese Blog is Good! (Ryan)
- 01/29/2003: Be a Journalist! (Ryan)
- 12/23/2002: Christmas Competition (Ryan)
- 12/17/2002: The Bible in Legos (Ryan)
- 12/15/2002: Black Squirrels (Ryan)
- 12/13/2002: The Idiocy Continues (Ryan)
- 11/15/2002: Thrift Store Camera Photos (Ryan)
- 10/31/2002: The Possessed Vending Machine (Ryan)
- 10/13/2002: The DOJ Needs a Dictionary (Ryan)
- 10/9/2002: Mow my lawn, then bake me a cake! (Ryan)
- 09/30/2002: The 999s (Paul)
- 09/26/2002: K-Mart Forever (Paul)
- 09/23/2002: Frog Man Butt Battery (Ryan)
- 09/9/2002: I Refuse! (Ryan)
- 09/7/2002: International Star Registry (Ryan)
- 08/30/2002: Pinging with Limits (Paul)
- 08/27/2002: The New Sign Language (Ryan)
- 08/5/2002: No I Don’t Have a Smoke, I’m Driving! (Ryan)
- 07/28/2002: Sharpeworld (Paul)
- 07/10/2002: The Aaron Neville Milk Ad (Paul)
- 07/2/2002: A Fun Fact About Eye Drops (Paul)
- 06/24/2002: Three Little Words (Paul)
- 05/25/2002: Word Association (Ryan)
- 05/10/2002: The Hunt is On (Paul)
- 04/27/2002: Waste of a Sign (Ryan)
- 04/19/2002: Unfortunate Typo (Ryan)
- 04/17/2002: Redneck Neighbor (Ryan)
- 04/7/2002: Igia (Ryan)
- 04/4/2002: Dr. Leonard’s (Paul)
- 03/11/2002: Create Your Own Language (Ryan)
- 03/10/2002: R2DCoke? (Paul)
- 02/18/2002: Bathmat Rorschach Test (Paul)
- 02/14/2002: Another Valentine’s Day Haiku (Paul)
- 02/11/2002: Mooove on, please (Ryan)
- 01/28/2002: The Sock Monkey Kit (Paul)
- 12/29/2001: Tough Day at Work? Pee Your Bed! (Ryan)
- 12/2/2001: Nice Grapefruits (Ryan)
- 11/17/2001: Mayor Bosco (Ryan)
- 11/1/2001: Wrinkled Butts (Ryan)
- 10/31/2001: Live Forever! (Ryan)
- 09/30/2001: Belt Sander Drag Racing (Paul)
- 08/1/2001: Vietnamese Funny Story (Ryan)
- 07/31/2001: What is tetter? (Ryan)
- 06/27/2001: Non-Sequiter URL Poetry (Ryan)
- 06/8/2001: Thumb Writers (Paul)
- 06/3/2001: The Daily Pig (Ryan)
- 05/5/2001: William Caruthers (Ryan)
- 03/21/2001: Peter Pan Man (Ryan)
- 03/9/2001: Final Meal, Part 2 (Ryan)
- 02/19/2001: Fred the Voodoo Doll (Ryan)
- 02/17/2001: Zombies (Ryan)
- 02/9/2001: Lovely Lynn (Ryan)
- 12/17/2000: The Ice Hotel (Ryan)
- 12/9/2000: Bodily Discharges (Ryan)
- 11/29/2000: Call Me Old Pumper (Ryan)
- 11/23/2000: Perky Wanna Lick? (Ryan)
- 11/15/2000: The Sedlec Ossuary (Ryan)
- 11/9/2000: Mr. Ping (Ryan)
- 11/5/2000: A Vietnamese Ghost Story (Ryan)
- 10/23/2000: Bert is Evil (Ryan)
- 10/17/2000: Fat Project (Ryan)
- 10/13/2000: The Faux Wallet (Ryan)
- 09/29/2000: Dead Baby Jokes (Ryan)
- 09/27/2000: Microwave Baby (Ryan)
- 09/13/2000: There’s a Lamp On My Porch (Ryan)
- 09/1/2000: Bad Way to Die #541 (Ryan)
- 07/28/2000: Stinky Sequel (Paul)
- 07/21/2000: The Breatharians (Ryan)
- 07/11/2000: Clown Phobia (Ryan)
- 06/17/2000: Lorem Ipsum Dolor (Ryan)
- 06/5/2000: Boogie Bass (Ryan)
- 06/3/2000: Stinky Meat (Ryan)
- 05/25/2000: Where’s George? (Ryan)
- 05/21/2000: Jesus.com (Ryan)
- 04/9/2000: Where’d that little piggy go? (Ryan)
- 04/7/2000: Mike the Headless Chicken (Ryan)
- 02/23/2000: The Penanggalan (Ryan)
- 01/23/2000: You named your child what?! (Ryan)
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