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- 02/9/2013: Hitler’s toilet… and MORE! (Ryan)
- 02/7/2013: Exactly what you’d expect (Ryan)
- 02/5/2013: Biffy in a Jiffy! (Ryan)
- 02/3/2013: First book you read (Ryan)
- 02/1/2013: Sister cities (Ryan)
- 01/31/2013: MOG becoming Daisy (Ryan)
- 01/29/2013: A List of Things That Hurt (Ryan)
- 01/27/2013: Free TV and movies (Ryan)
- 01/25/2013: Is there anything you can’t get online? (Ryan)
- 01/23/2013: Fun Bob Marley fact (Ryan)
- 01/21/2013: Late haiku (Ryan)
- 01/19/2013: Emu vs Kangaroo (Ryan)
- 01/17/2013: iPotty (Ryan)
- 01/15/2013: HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA (Ryan)
- 01/13/2013: Submitting resumes (Ryan)
- 01/11/2013: Back to the Delorean (Ryan)
- 01/9/2013: Old ass whales (Ryan)
- 01/7/2013: Least favorite vegetable (Ryan)
- 01/5/2013: Mike Birbiglia (Ryan)
- 01/3/2013: Insane wrestling (Ryan)
- 12/31/2012: Non-sequiter New Year’s Eve Haiku (Ryan)
- 12/29/2012: Snoop Dogg for Mayor (Ryan)
- 12/27/2012: Forbidden Island (Ryan)
- 12/25/2012: Non-Sequiter Christmas Haiku (Ryan)
- 12/23/2012: Indie Games of 2012 (Ryan)
- 12/21/2012: Little Libraries (Ryan)
- 12/19/2012: Bedside (Ryan)
- 12/17/2012: Most minimal record ever made (Ryan)
- 12/15/2012: Haiku Haiku (Ryan)
- 12/13/2012: “I froze my butt off in that bathroom.” (Ryan)
- 12/11/2012: And higher! (Ryan)
- 12/9/2012: Christmas Cards (Ryan)
- 12/7/2012: Music on a USB drive I’d actually buy (Ryan)
- 12/5/2012: Please note the sarcasm (Ryan)
- 12/3/2012: Hometown movie theaters (Ryan)
- 12/1/2012: Podcasts (Ryan)
- 11/29/2012: Oldest blooper (Ryan)
- 11/27/2012: Zen Crunk Juice (Ryan)
- 11/25/2012: Chili Cheese Dip (Ryan)
- 11/23/2012: Eat! (Ryan)
- 11/21/2012: Inside wire maintenance fee (Ryan)
- 11/19/2012: World Toilet Day (Ryan)
- 11/17/2012: This wallpaper pops! (Ryan)
- 11/15/2012: I am not thankful for this video. (Ryan)
- 11/13/2012: Abandoned churches (Ryan)
- 11/11/2012: RAIN IS COMING (Ryan)
- 11/9/2012: Childhood wishes (Ryan)
- 11/7/2012: Have it your way (Ryan)
- 11/5/2012: Then and now celebrity kids (Ryan)
- 11/3/2012: A proposition (Ryan)
- 11/1/2012: Bob’s Burgers (Ryan)
- 10/31/2012: Movie posters (Ryan)
- 10/29/2012: Mind your manners (Ryan)
- 10/27/2012: Be kind (Ryan)
- 10/25/2012: Punch Out!: The Book (Ryan)
- 10/23/2012: Hanks on House (Ryan)
- 10/21/2012: I’ll have Coke with toilet ice, please. (Ryan)
- 10/19/2012: Perfect Popcorn? (Ryan)
- 10/17/2012: Tom Villard (Ryan)
- 10/15/2012: Where do you skimp? (Ryan)
- 10/13/2012: HVAC twitter spammers (Ryan)
- 10/11/2012: The Joy of Cooking… Humans (Ryan)
- 10/9/2012: Bad Lip Reading of the Debates (Ryan)
- 10/7/2012: Columbus Haiku (Ryan)
- 10/5/2012: Lightbulbs (Ryan)
- 10/3/2012: Journal articles (Ryan)
- 10/1/2012: The iconic photo of sexual assault (Ryan)
- 09/29/2012: Personality types (Ryan)
- 09/27/2012: Dubstep Supply (Ryan)
- 09/25/2012: Streaming music (Ryan)
- 09/23/2012: Crapware (Ryan)
- 09/21/2012: Ping-Approved Toilet Rule #1 (Ryan)
- 09/19/2012: Mystery book purchases from the past… revealed! (Ryan)
- 09/17/2012: Who needs privacy? It’s 2012! (Ryan)
- 09/15/2012: Marvin Gaye Dub (Ryan)
- 09/13/2012: Not-So-Daily Ping (recently) Haiku (Ryan)
- 09/11/2012: My vow to my children (Ryan)
- 09/9/2012: Antics (Ryan)
- 09/7/2012: A thought about “The X-Factor” (Ryan)
- 09/5/2012: Gumball machines (Ryan)
- 09/3/2012: Kickball, classic style (Ryan)
- 09/1/2012: Cassette to iPod converter (Ryan)
- 08/31/2012: Worst toilet ever (Ryan)
- 08/29/2012: Basil Lemonade (Ryan)
- 08/27/2012: Find a local toilet (Ryan)
- 08/25/2012: Insane in the cell membrane (Ryan)
- 08/23/2012: Quirks (Ryan)
- 08/21/2012: Library Tales (Ryan)
- 08/19/2012: Intestine/crustacean toilets (Ryan)
- 08/17/2012: Today’s most important headline (Ryan)
- 08/15/2012: Comic book heroes by religion (and then some) (Ryan)
- 08/13/2012: Physical book for ebook trade-ins (Ryan)
- 08/11/2012: A schooling (Ryan)
- 08/7/2012: Natural Flavor with Other Natural Flavor (Ryan)
- 08/5/2012: Most common last letter of US last names (Ryan)
- 08/3/2012: High Maltose Corn Syrup (Ryan)
- 08/1/2012: Handrails (Ryan)
- 07/31/2012: Coffee packaging = coffee brewing device (Ryan)
- 07/29/2012: I used to make… mixtapes… (Ryan)
- 07/27/2012: My Google Street View feature idea (Ryan)
- 07/25/2012: The job I want (Ryan)
- 07/23/2012: TonidoPlug (Ryan)
- 07/19/2012: Laverne Gets Down (Ryan)
- 07/17/2012: What kind of car is this? (Ryan)
- 07/15/2012: Road trip tunes (Ryan)
- 07/13/2012: Conversations with self (Ryan)
- 07/11/2012: Rasslin (Ryan)
- 07/9/2012: The pop-up tea shop (Ryan)
- 07/7/2012: Seniors and Skrillex (Ryan)
- 07/5/2012: Low Budget Spider Man (Ryan)
- 07/3/2012: Choc-O-Lunch (Ryan)
- 07/1/2012: Apple II Forever! (Ryan)
- 06/29/2012: Poorly matched photos (Ryan)
- 06/27/2012: A feature I’d love to see in streaming music services (Ryan)
- 06/25/2012: Bikeless bike rides (Ryan)
- 06/23/2012: Memolane (Ryan)
- 06/21/2012: A Family Ties Birthday (Ryan)
- 06/19/2012: Classic NY Street Gangs (Ryan)
- 06/17/2012: NYC Resturant Bathrooms (Ryan)
- 06/11/2012: Poor headlines (Ryan)
- 06/10/2012: Neighborhood Christmas Decoration Update: June 2012 (Ryan)
- 06/9/2012: Toilets on Kickstarter (Ryan)
- 06/8/2012: There’s a crap for that (Ryan)
- 06/7/2012: One roller coaster I have no desire to ride (Ryan)
- 06/6/2012: Blue Wagon Coffee Shop (Ryan)
- 06/5/2012: Big Happy Fun House (Ryan)
- 06/3/2012: RIP Richard Dawson (Ryan)
- 06/1/2012: Favorite candy bar (Ryan)
- 05/31/2012: The rolling record store (Ryan)
- 05/29/2012: What I’ll miss most about my old car (Ryan)
- 05/27/2012: Yahoo! Internet Buzz (Ryan)
- 05/25/2012: How tart? (Ryan)
- 05/23/2012: Auto Nation Direct: It’s Good! (Ryan)
- 05/21/2012: Color of Poop (Ryan)
- 05/19/2012: Ode to Purple (Ryan)
- 05/17/2012: Photo prints (Ryan)
- 05/15/2012: Carol Burnett’s ear tug (Ryan)
- 05/13/2012: Are you washing your hands in the urinal or peeing in the sink? (Ryan)
- 05/11/2012: Lazy post: strange potties (Ryan)
- 05/9/2012: Fill in the blank (Ryan)
- 05/7/2012: Speedy John (Ryan)
- 05/5/2012: RIP, MCA (Ryan)
- 05/3/2012: That’s a long way to drop a deuce (Ryan)
- 05/1/2012: Pay for Air?!, take two (Ryan)
- 04/21/2012: Record Store Day (Ryan)
- 04/19/2012: Fifth Avenue Frogger (Ryan)
- 04/17/2012: Fingernail art (Ryan)
- 04/15/2012: Do the Bert Thing (Ryan)
- 04/13/2012: The Berenstain Bears Get X-TREEEEEEEME! (Ryan)
- 04/11/2012: Newsflash: If all Indians talked on their cellphones while using the toilet, some Indians would still be standing (Ryan)
- 04/9/2012: Crappy tweets (Ryan)
- 04/7/2012: Hat tip (Ryan)
- 04/5/2012: Vinyl as a waveform (Ryan)
- 04/3/2012: A fact about floss (Ryan)
- 04/1/2012: April Fools 2012 (Ryan)
- 03/31/2012: 808 Poster Series (Ryan)
- 03/29/2012: Lil’ Miss Environmentally Friendly (Ryan)
- 03/27/2012: wwwtxt (Ryan)
- 03/25/2012: TV studios and cable companies can bite me (Ryan)
- 03/23/2012: A list of three things I love (Ryan)
- 03/21/2012: Scruples (Ryan)
- 03/19/2012: Coconut Butter vs Coconut Oil (Ryan)
- 03/17/2012: Driverless cars (Ryan)
- 03/15/2012: George Jefferson and the Bayside Crew (Ryan)
- 03/13/2012: TP shortage in NJ (Ryan)
- 03/11/2012: Used car shopping (Ryan)
- 03/9/2012: Large and small (Ryan)
- 03/7/2012: Happy birthday, Oreo! (Ryan)
- 03/5/2012: Pictures of People Scanning QR-codes (Ryan)
- 03/3/2012: List of things (Ryan)
- 03/1/2012: Nearly Spring Haiku (Ryan)
- 02/29/2012: College journalism: as good as ever (Ryan)
- 02/27/2012: Just so you know… (Ryan)
- 02/25/2012: The Jawbone Jambox (Ryan)
- 02/23/2012: The toilet of the future… 46 years ago (Ryan)
- 02/21/2012: Where do you sit? (Ryan)
- 02/18/2012: Happiness is… (Ryan)
- 02/17/2012: So liquid, so sweet (Ryan)
- 02/16/2012: A thought. (Ryan)
- 02/13/2012: SUV bashing (Ryan)
- 02/11/2012: Girl Talk (not the sampler) (Ryan)
- 02/9/2012: Zorba the Geek (Ryan)
- 02/7/2012: Hairstyle (Ryan)
- 02/5/2012: Swamp Cabin (Ryan)
- 02/3/2012: Rock the house until it falls… and then rebuild it (Ryan)
- 02/1/2012: How to pronounce (Ryan)
- 01/31/2012: Cassettes (Ryan)
- 01/29/2012: Jim Henson’s robot video (1963) (Ryan)
- 01/27/2012: Yogurt flavors (Ryan)
- 01/25/2012: Rulebreaker (Ryan)
- 01/23/2012: Cell minutes (Ryan)
- 01/21/2012: I hate painting. (Ryan)
- 01/19/2012: But what about Gomer and Goober? And what of Aunt Bea? (Ryan)
- 01/17/2012: ADD summaries of A&E reality programming (Ryan)
- 01/15/2012: Rock ’em and then sock ’em (Ryan)
- 01/13/2012: Snow check (Ryan)
- 01/11/2012: Shit is the New Damn (Ryan)
- 01/9/2012: Really crappy food (Ryan)
- 01/7/2012: 2012 Haiku (Ryan)
- 01/5/2012: Blurry iPhone pic (Ryan)
- 01/3/2012: For your consideration (Ryan)
- 01/1/2012: The Price is Snoop (Ryan)
- 12/31/2011: New Year’s Eve Memories (Ryan)
- 12/29/2011: Books (Ryan)
- 12/27/2011: How do they stay in business? (Ryan)
- 12/25/2011: Christmas Haiku 2011 (Ryan)
- 12/23/2011: I wish I had one of these in college (Ryan)
- 12/21/2011: Sign seen in the background of Christmas Eve on Sesame Street (Ryan)
- 12/19/2011: Just so you know (Ryan)
- 12/17/2011: Ticket to Ride (Ryan)
- 12/15/2011: Christmas Lights, 2011 edition (Ryan)
- 12/13/2011: Little Caesars (Ryan)
- 12/11/2011: Best time of day (Ryan)
- 12/9/2011: Classic Web (Ryan)
- 12/7/2011: Toilets, software, and rocket scientists (Ryan)
- 12/5/2011: Elf on a Shelf (Ryan)
- 12/3/2011: Holiday cards (Ryan)
- 12/1/2011: The Family Ties Documentary (Ryan)
- 11/29/2011: GeoCities lives! Sorta. (Ryan)
- 11/27/2011: Thanksgiving (Non-)Traffic (Ryan)
- 11/25/2011: Panda Poop Tea, or This Tea Tastes Like Ass (Ryan)
- 11/24/2011: PSAs. And not the kind that require a glove. (Ryan)
- 11/21/2011: Apology (Ryan)
- 11/19/2011: Hard drive prices and flooding (Ryan)
- 11/17/2011: The mesmerizing sky (Ryan)
- 11/15/2011: Class action suits (Ryan)
- 11/13/2011: Techie toilet (Ryan)
- 11/11/2011: Creepy. (Ryan)
- 11/9/2011: Toilet humor (Ryan)
- 11/7/2011: Fuller eyelashes (Ryan)
- 11/5/2011: Wedding Song Haiku (Ryan)
- 11/3/2011: Krampus (Ryan)
- 11/1/2011: Beggars’ Night (Ryan)
- 10/31/2011: Clothes shopping online (Ryan)
- 10/29/2011: The Cos (Ryan)
- 10/27/2011: Snow in October (Ryan)
- 10/25/2011: Wal-Mart security video roundup (Ryan)
- 10/23/2011: More abandonment (Ryan)
- 10/21/2011: Rising from the dead (Ryan)
- 10/19/2011: Favorite smell (Ryan)
- 10/17/2011: Last concert (Ryan)
- 10/15/2011: Abandoned (Ryan)
- 10/13/2011: Super Late Haiku (Ryan)
- 10/11/2011: You got dandelion in my cola, fine sir! (Ryan)
- 10/9/2011: Plink (Ryan)
- 10/8/2011: Brussels Sprouts (Ryan)
- 10/5/2011: The town without a grocery store (Ryan)
- 10/3/2011: The Art of Being Nick (Ryan)
- 10/1/2011: The Ultimate Motorcycle (Ryan)
- 09/29/2011: At least he doesn’t say “Al-X!” (Ryan)
- 09/27/2011: Pronunciation – which is it? (Ryan)
- 09/25/2011: Rabbit Island (Ryan)
- 09/23/2011: Magazine Subscriptions, revisited (Ryan)
- 09/21/2011: Office Coffee (Ryan)
- 09/19/2011: The Phillie Phanatic (Ryan)
- 09/17/2011: YouTube Saturday: Breakdancing for the Pope (Ryan)
- 09/15/2011: Running from zombies (Ryan)
- 09/13/2011: Shortwave Archive (Ryan)
- 09/11/2011: Light up the loo! (Ryan)
- 09/7/2011: The one possible good use for QR codes (Ryan)
- 09/5/2011: Best and Worst Thing About Rain (Ryan)
- 09/3/2011: Puppy Loves Cat (Ryan)
- 09/1/2011: Oobjects (Ryan)
- 08/31/2011: Oreo Fame (Ryan)
- 08/29/2011: Netflix (Ryan)
- 08/27/2011: Huxtable Hotness (Ryan)
- 08/25/2011: ID, please (Ryan)
- 08/23/2011: The box with boom (Ryan)
- 08/19/2011: Settle an argument (Ryan)
- 08/17/2011: Please, back up (Ryan)
- 08/15/2011: Best MGM Lion Parody Opening In a Thai Hip-Hop Video Ever (Ryan)
- 08/13/2011: Tomato Haiku (Ryan)
- 08/11/2011: Happy birthday, hip-hop. (Ryan)
- 08/9/2011: First (adult) foods (Ryan)
- 08/7/2011: Today’s realization: Jerry Springer (Ryan)
- 08/5/2011: Adult Drive-Ins (Ryan)
- 08/3/2011: Opt-out of creepy sites! (Ryan)
- 08/1/2011: Social Starbucks (Ryan)
- 07/31/2011: Toilets with rounded corners (Ryan)
- 07/29/2011: The Nipple Server (Ryan)
- 07/27/2011: Crazy sandwiches (Ryan)
- 07/25/2011: Bad freezer habit (Ryan)
- 07/23/2011: The ultimate crossword (Ryan)
- 07/21/2011: The challenges of time travel (Ryan)
- 07/19/2011: Dinner Diner (Ryan)
- 07/17/2011: Weather Haiku (Ryan)
- 07/15/2011: Spoonerisms (Ryan)
- 07/13/2011: Oreo Art (Ryan)
- 07/11/2011: Double-Stuf Olio (Ryan)
- 07/9/2011: 127 Hours (Ryan)
- 07/7/2011: One Weird Tip (take two) (Ryan)
- 07/5/2011: Frugal Fathers (Ryan)
- 07/3/2011: Helpful Photo Tip (Ryan)
- 07/1/2011: in.gredients (Ryan)
- 06/29/2011: The Book House (Ryan)
- 06/27/2011: “I was wondering why someone hadn’t burned a tent yet!” (Ryan)
- 06/25/2011: Pixelated Weather (Ryan)
- 06/24/2011: Jump, Fox, Jump! (Ryan)
- 06/23/2011: Like Netflix For… (Ryan)
- 06/21/2011: JOE1 (Ryan)
- 06/19/2011: Longform Content, for you (Ryan)
- 06/17/2011: My Brilliant Idea Involving Menudo (Ryan)
- 06/15/2011: The Funklet (Ryan)
- 06/9/2011: Tick Tock Tick Tock… (Ryan)
- 06/7/2011: Ticks (Ryan)
- 06/5/2011: The Most Badass Man Ever (Ryan)
- 06/3/2011: Polar Pillow (Ryan)
- 06/1/2011: 8 and 16 (Ryan)
- 05/31/2011: Not racist, but… (Ryan)
- 05/29/2011: Weigh yourself on this scale (Ryan)
- 05/27/2011: Home Depot or Lowe’s? (Ryan)
- 05/25/2011: QR Codes (Ryan)
- 05/23/2011: Today’s simple message (Ryan)
- 05/21/2011: Pingpacolypse (Ryan)
- 05/19/2011: TeuxDeux, take teux (take deux? whatever.) (Ryan)
- 05/17/2011: Great t-shirts (Ryan)
- 05/15/2011: STOP MOVING. (Ryan)
- 05/13/2011: Poor Mark Zuckerberg (Ryan)
- 05/11/2011: Did he find the ad on Craigslist? (Ryan)
- 05/9/2011: Seat belts on buses (or the lack thereof) (Ryan)
- 05/7/2011: Ping Dream (Ryan)
- 05/5/2011: New music! (Ryan)
- 05/3/2011: A movie I must see: Record City (Ryan)
- 05/1/2011: 10 Items or Less (Ryan)
- 04/29/2011: Get to f’ing sleep! (Ryan)
- 04/27/2011: Basset Mixes (Ryan)
- 04/25/2011: I own a smartphone. (Ryan)
- 04/23/2011: Expensive Can (Ryan)
- 04/21/2011: Jim Gardner vs the Philliebot (Ryan)
- 04/19/2011: Apple IIgs Laptop (Ryan)
- 04/17/2011: Haiku Review: Scream 4 (Ryan)
- 04/15/2011: Crispy Critters (Ryan)
- 04/13/2011: Coltrane, note by note (Ryan)
- 04/11/2011: Fake GUIs (Ryan)
- 04/8/2011: The least useful button (Ryan)
- 04/7/2011: Clean Jeans (Ryan)
- 04/5/2011: Two Chocolate Companies Doing It Right (Ryan)
- 04/3/2011: NYC Subway, 1986 (Ryan)
- 04/1/2011: Just plane suite (Ryan)
- 03/31/2011: 2011, 2011 edition (Ryan)
- 03/29/2011: Favorite Cities, 2011 (Ryan)
- 03/27/2011: Beads on 6th Ave (Ryan)
- 03/25/2011: Stupid bowling rules (Ryan)
- 03/23/2011: Flat Screen (Ryan)
- 03/21/2011: Netflix and saving TV (Ryan)
- 03/19/2011: Poo-pourri (Ryan)
- 03/17/2011: Automatic unsubscribe (Ryan)
- 03/15/2011: Three Distinctive Smells (Ryan)
- 03/13/2011: Found film (Ryan)
- 03/11/2011: Rock solid. Heart touching. (Ryan)
- 03/9/2011: Hip-Hop Harmonica (Ryan)
- 03/7/2011: Springfield Mall (Ryan)
- 03/5/2011: Is it me you’re looking for? (Ryan)
- 03/3/2011: Long lost cereals (Ryan)
- 03/1/2011: 5 Things I Can’t Believe Still Exist (Ryan)
- 02/27/2011: Oscars (Ryan)
- 02/25/2011: Onion News Network (Ryan)
- 02/23/2011: Christmas Lights (Ryan)
- 02/21/2011: Retro Now Photography (Ryan)
- 02/19/2011: hhgregg (Ryan)
- 02/17/2011: How many days until your birthday? (Ryan)
- 02/15/2011: Trying hard to become a one-spacer (Ryan)
- 02/13/2011: Google Street View (Ryan)
- 02/11/2011: Favorite Friday night activity (Ryan)
- 02/9/2011: American Idol Check-in (Ryan)
- 02/7/2011: The wavy thing on the Coke logo (Ryan)
- 02/5/2011: Shows you came late to (Ryan)
- 02/3/2011: Living with Chrome OS (Ryan)
- 02/1/2011: Bouncy and Pert (Ryan)
- 01/31/2011: Dear Abby (Ryan)
- 01/29/2011: Three Sites That I Can’t Believe Still Exist (Ryan)
- 01/27/2011: Shovel, please (Ryan)
- 01/25/2011: VCR+ (Ryan)
- 01/23/2011: A Promotional Poem That Etsy Should Use (Ryan)
- 01/21/2011: MC 2XL (Ryan)
- 01/19/2011: American Idol (Ryan)
- 01/17/2011: Things to Love About Maude (Ryan)
- 01/15/2011: Clooney (Ryan)
- 01/13/2011: The future of music… I hope (Ryan)
- 01/11/2011: Categorizing t-shirts (Ryan)
- 01/9/2011: Chia (Ryan)
- 01/7/2011: Brooklyn Brainery (Ryan)
- 01/5/2011: Hitchens doesn’t know how to drink tea (Ryan)
- 01/3/2011: New York Travel Tips (Ryan)
- 01/1/2011: 2011 (Ryan)
- 12/31/2010: Forgotten New Year’s? (Ryan)
- 12/29/2010: Books vs Movies (Ryan)
- 12/27/2010: Diigo (Ryan)
- 12/25/2010: One week (Ryan)
- 12/23/2010: O Holy Night (Ryan)
- 12/21/2010: How to Freak People Out in New York (Ryan)
- 12/19/2010: Weirdest Duet Ever (Ryan)
- 12/17/2010: Microwave cupcake (Ryan)
- 12/15/2010: TP Lawsuit (Ryan)
- 12/13/2010: Restaurant.com (Ryan)
- 12/11/2010: How to Sound Like a Tourist in New York City (Ryan)
- 12/9/2010: Haiku Haiku (Ryan)
- 12/7/2010: Today’s sign of the apocalypse (Ryan)
- 12/5/2010: The Walking Dead (Ryan)
- 12/3/2010: I miss mecawilson. (Ryan)
- 12/1/2010: Christmas Music 2010 (Ryan)
- 11/29/2010: Google Beatbox (Ryan)
- 11/27/2010: Harry Potter (Ryan)
- 11/25/2010: Justice (Ryan)
- 11/23/2010: Mega Mart (Ryan)
- 11/21/2010: Three workplace rules (Ryan)
- 11/19/2010: Robbed while on the john (Ryan)
- 11/17/2010: Oreo Ottoman (Ryan)
- 11/15/2010: Charlie Hunter Rules. (Ryan)
- 11/13/2010: MOG (Ryan)
- 11/11/2010: Uneaten fruit (Ryan)
- 11/9/2010: Print that car! (Ryan)
- 11/7/2010: Roll it up (Ryan)
- 11/4/2010: Drop dead! (Ryan)
- 11/3/2010: Observations from this year’s election (Ryan)
- 11/1/2010: State movies (Ryan)
- 10/31/2010: Scariest Non-Real Halloween Costumes (Ryan)
- 10/29/2010: A simile that can die now (Ryan)
- 10/27/2010: Rally (Ryan)
- 10/25/2010: An idea (Ryan)
- 10/23/2010: Three Things I’m Kind of Getting Tired Of (Ryan)
- 10/21/2010: Wal-Mart Food Opps! (Ryan)
- 10/20/2010: Banana Rama (Ryan)
- 10/17/2010: How dangerous is it really? (Ryan)
- 10/15/2010: Planned Funky Parenthood (Ryan)
- 10/13/2010: Geek obsession, realized (Ryan)
- 10/11/2010: Wegmans Wins on Signage (Ryan)
- 10/9/2010: A cure for your happiness (Ryan)
- 10/7/2010: Tucows (Ryan)
- 10/5/2010: Reasons I Really Like Twitter (Ryan)
- 10/2/2010: Health Month (Ryan)
- 10/1/2010: Psycho (Ryan)
- 09/29/2010: Roku Haiku (Ryan)
- 09/27/2010: Borders is trying to put themselves out of business (Ryan)
- 09/25/2010: I have a bad case… (Ryan)
- 09/23/2010: Phones (Ryan)
- 09/21/2010: King of Kong, Again (Ryan)
- 09/19/2010: Why I’m switching banks (Ryan)
- 09/17/2010: Special Delivery Jones was returned to sender (Ryan)
- 09/15/2010: Roku (Ryan)
- 09/13/2010: I love my Vitamix (Ryan)
- 09/11/2010: hhgregg (Ryan)
- 09/9/2010: The tell-tale word (Ryan)
- 09/7/2010: Library Fees (Ryan)
- 09/5/2010: Pantry moths (Ryan)
- 09/3/2010: Yet Another Family Feud (Ryan)
- 09/1/2010: Popcorn (Ryan)
- 08/31/2010: Cabin issues (Ryan)
- 08/29/2010: Vacation Haiku (Ryan)
- 08/27/2010: The question of our times (Ryan)
- 08/25/2010: Old school gas station (Ryan)
- 08/23/2010: Traffic (Ryan)
- 08/22/2010: Inuit throat-singing (Ryan)
- 08/19/2010: Melissa & Joey: My Take (Ryan)
- 08/17/2010: Books, music, movies, digital, physical (Ryan)
- 08/15/2010: Can I just say… (Ryan)
- 08/13/2010: Five Things That Haven’t Changed Since the Ping Started (Ryan)
- 08/11/2010: Five Differences between Ryan Now and Ryan from When the Ping Started (Ryan)
- 08/9/2010: Better than Filler Item Finder (Ryan)
- 08/7/2010: Welcome to the Oldagehome (Ryan)
- 08/5/2010: Ties (Ryan)
- 08/3/2010: What type are you? (Ryan)
- 08/1/2010: Michael Larson on TAL (Ryan)
- 07/31/2010: Death Opps (Ryan)
- 07/29/2010: Books vs Kindles (Ryan)
- 07/27/2010: I rate my music. (Ryan)
- 07/25/2010: Aspray tries too hard (Ryan)
- 07/23/2010: Longest plane ride? (Ryan)
- 07/21/2010: Albums as books (Ryan)
- 07/19/2010: Annoying Progressive Woman (Ryan)
- 07/17/2010: EARTHQUAKE!!! (Ryan)
- 07/15/2010: Stupid Idiots (Ryan)
- 07/13/2010: USPS Shipment Tracking: Still Sucks (Ryan)
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- 01/3/2008: TJ on LT (Ryan)
- 01/1/2008: Happy Blank Comment Day! (Ryan)
- 12/31/2007: Son of a Gun (Ryan)
- 12/29/2007: Thoughts On Procrastination in Nature (Ryan)
- 12/27/2007: Instrumental Thriller (Ryan)
- 12/25/2007: Christmas Haiku (Ryan)
- 12/23/2007: DJ Riko (Ryan)
- 12/21/2007: Google OS (Ryan)
- 12/19/2007: Sparking Broccoli (Ryan)
- 12/17/2007: Thom Mathews (Ryan)
- 12/15/2007: My loony bun is fine Benny Lava! (Ryan)
- 12/13/2007: Christmas Lights, part 2 (Ryan)
- 12/11/2007: Christmas Lights (Ryan)
- 12/9/2007: Dog Jackets (Ryan)
- 12/7/2007: Hot Vent (Ryan)
- 12/5/2007: An Ode to Banana Jaggery Chips (Ryan)
- 12/3/2007: Kitchen Nightmares (Ryan)
- 12/1/2007: To Tree or Not To Tree (Ryan)
- 11/29/2007: Picture it (Ryan)
- 11/27/2007: Zappos: My Take (Ryan)
- 11/25/2007: Finding what you’ve lost (Ryan)
- 11/23/2007: Dear Computer (Ryan)
- 11/21/2007: Music ends here (Ryan)
- 11/19/2007: Pressure Drop (Ryan)
- 11/17/2007: Bread: A Simple Analysis (Ryan)
- 11/15/2007: The Family Ties Game (Ryan)
- 11/13/2007: The Toilet House (Ryan)
- 11/11/2007: Writer’s Strike: Day 5 (Ryan)
- 11/9/2007: Writer’s Strike: Day 3 (Ryan)
- 11/7/2007: Writer’s Strike: Day 1 (Ryan)
- 11/5/2007: The downsides of falling back (Ryan)
- 11/3/2007: Fancy Toilets (Ryan)
- 11/1/2007: Last movie (Ryan)
- 10/31/2007: Who’s Right? (Ryan)
- 10/29/2007: Lunch in Your Car (Ryan)
- 10/27/2007: When was the last time… (Ryan)
- 10/25/2007: An Archaic Acronym (Ryan)
- 10/23/2007: When 80s Sitcoms Aired (Ryan)
- 10/21/2007: I pose a question to you. (Ryan)
- 10/19/2007: The Vinyl CD (Ryan)
- 10/17/2007: Who Remembers This? (Ryan)
- 10/15/2007: World’s Tiniest Toilet (Ryan)
- 10/13/2007: Someecards (Ryan)
- 10/12/2007: 2007 Fall TV Shows: Your Picks (Ryan)
- 10/11/2007: Today’s Lesson: Slashes (Ryan)
- 10/9/2007: A problem with self-checkout lanes (Ryan)
- 10/7/2007: The cat/baby/giant tarantula-safe keyboard (Ryan)
- 10/3/2007: 24-Hour Supermarkets (Ryan)
- 10/2/2007: Flaherty Island (Ryan)
- 10/1/2007: Dead Pit, or, How I Learned to Love Horror Again (Ryan)
- 09/29/2007: Anne-Marie Johnson (Ryan)
- 09/27/2007: Household slackness (Ryan)
- 09/25/2007: Vanity Plates (Ryan)
- 09/23/2007: The Langoliers (Ryan)
- 09/20/2007: Stendhal Syndrome (Ryan)
- 09/19/2007: The Laziest Company Name (Ryan)
- 09/17/2007: Routes to Work (Ryan)
- 09/15/2007: One year olds are insane (Ryan)
- 09/13/2007: Christian Death Metal? (Ryan)
- 09/11/2007: Toilet Deaths (Ryan)
- 09/10/2007: Inside 34 Dixontown (Ryan)
- 09/9/2007: Genealogy (Ryan)