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October 11th, 2012

The Joy of Cooking… Humans

Ever wondered what zombies would eat during after they’ve taken over the world? Sure, brains, but don’t you think they’d get kind of tired of plain brains?

Thank goodness someone’s thought ahead for our zombie conquerers and created the The Joy of Cooking Humans, which includes the fast food Fried Brains as well as the more gourmet Braised Cheek with Coconut Risotto (do zombies have the patience to babysit a nice risotto?).

See also: the story behind the book.

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