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September 17th, 2012

Who needs privacy? It’s 2012!

Sure, we’ve all seen the street toilet in London that lets you see outside in 360 degrees while you do the do but no one can see in, but what about The Standard hotel in Manhattan that lets everyone on the street watch you through the window, probably without your even realizing it.

As a very private bathroom user, all I have to say is: “F—-, DO NOT STAY AT THE STANDARD.”

Posted in Toilets

Mario500 September 19, 2012, 6:56 am

Your censored expletive and capitalizing of entire words in your last line were unnecessary.

Ryan September 19, 2012, 9:18 am

Heh… actually, I meant that as “F minus minus minus,” not as a censored profanity.

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