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August 16th, 2012

Panic Button

I have never, ever used my car remote’s panic button deliberately.

It’s kind of funny: I see cars in parking garages now and then, honking furiously by themselves, obviously equipped with overly sensitive motion detectors. But (fortunately) I also haven’t seen anyone need to use one, either.

It’s nice to have it there. While I haven’t used it, I’m glad it’s an option. Have you ever needed it?

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