Somehow, Ryan has written over 1 million Pings; Paul, just 60.
Best thing: you can’t mow the lawn, and you really didn’t want to anyway.
Worst thing: you can’t mow the lawn, but you really needed to.
(Thankfully, this doesn’t describe me during today’s off-and-on deluges. But it has during pretty much every other summer storm, ever.)
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