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August 19th, 2011

Settle an argument

There’s an argument that goes on in our house anytime someone opens up a cream cheese or sour cream container. It goes like this:

Person 1: “Why did you leave the little plastic thing inside, half-peeled back on this container of cream cheese?”

Person 2: “Because it helps keep it good longer.”

Person 1: “You are out of your mind. You just do it to drive me nuts.”

Person 2: “That could be, too.”

So, without telling you who is which person: are you the type that leaves the plastic on or do you tear it off and throw it away?

Posted in Everyday Life, Food and Beverage

Paul August 22, 2011, 4:26 pm

Oh, that plastic is off immediately. It does nothing. It’s already open. The smoke monster has left the island. Pandora opened the box. Etc., etc., etc.

Ryan August 22, 2011, 4:43 pm

Correct answer, Paul.

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