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March 19th, 2011

Poo-pourri

Let’s be honest: when you’re in the bathroom and you’ve done your thing, lighting a match or spraying some floral spray just ends up making things smell like you lit poop on fire or sprinkled flowers over manure. So, what’s a person to do to prevent knocking over the following visitor to the reading room?

The answer, of course, is Poo-pourri, a scent that you spray before things get out of hand. Their “patent pending formula of essential oils control odor by creating a barrier that prevents embarrassing bathroom smells from ever escaping the toilet.” Sounds intriguing. I wonder if they can provide a typical usage scenerio…

Poo~Pourri is a bathroom natural air freshener and spray deodorizer that eliminate bathroom odors – it is forever changing the bathroom experience. Just picture this…Last night’s buffet was the best you ever had, but today at the office, all that eating is catching up to you. As you walk out from your second visit to the restroom, you nearly collide with the handsome lad from two offices down. You both pause, staring at each other. Just then, the door shuts behind you. A rush of bathroom air fans past. “Mmmm, citrusy,” he says and walks away. You pat your purse and smile — Poo ~ Pourri bathroom natural air freshener spray deodorizer, it keeps your dirty little secret.

If I could get someone to say, “Mmmm, citrusy!” to me after coming out of the bathroom, I’d consider my day a good one.

Posted in Just Plain Odd, Toilets

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