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March 11th, 2011

Rock solid. Heart touching.

When I saw the tagline “Rock solid. Heart touching.” on an Asus monitor box, I had to do a double take. Did they really use the phrase “heart touching” to describe a computer monitor? It definitely makes me wonder what taglines didn’t make the cut.

“Rock solid. We love kittens.”

“Rock solid. Bunnies are fluffy.”

“Rock solid. You can view it with your eyes.”

Posted in Consumer Commentary, Just Plain Odd

Paul March 11, 2011, 11:39 am

“Rock solid. Think of newborns.”

“Rock solid. Quilted soft.”

Ryan March 11, 2011, 11:45 am

Love “quilted soft”!

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