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September 13th, 2010

I love my Vitamix

Anyone who follows me on Twitter or is connected with me on Facebook is probably sick of my Vitamix fanboy talk, but I don’t care. I give you: Five Reasons I Love My Vitamix:

  1. Most blenders’ blades spin at 11 mph. Vitamix goes 240.
  2. Vitamix has a plastic container. Why? Because if it were glass and you accidentally dropped a spoon in and turned the machine on, it would shatter the glass and kill you (they actually tell you this themselves). As far as I’m concerned, if a kitchen item can’t severely main you or kill you, it’s not worth using.
  3. It makes hot soups without having to turn on the stove.
  4. It makes ice cream without an ice cream maker.
  5. It can babysit your child.

Amazing!

Posted in Consumer Commentary, Food and Beverage

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