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May 24th, 2009

Wheat Thins v. Triscuits

I think I’m on a mission to create my own Colon Blow. I’m now a total convert to frosted shredded mini-wheats for breakfast, and two of my favorite crackers are wheat, too.

Growing up I definitely preferred Triscuits. They’re the BBC News of snacks: matter-of-fact, no BS. But I have a soft spot in my stomach for Wheat Thins too, although they’re a different cracker. They’re MSNBC, I think: a little less matter-of-fact, a little more sweetness. And while Triscuit is the superior cracker for toppings, I tend to prefer Wheat Thins straight from the box.

If only Colon Blow came in a cracker….

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