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May 18th, 2009

The Chrysler Fire Sale

As you may know, Chrysler is bankrupt and soon to be a part of Fiat, and a lot of Chrysler dealerships are shutting down nationwide. And you know what that means? No, not a rise in unemployment nor a dip in the GDP! It means…

Deep deep discounts!

A person on FatWallet noticed that a dealer in Arizona is selling cars at 50% off MSRP. Fifty percent off! Why, combine that with low low 0% APR and you’ve got yourself a whale of a deal, mister! Or madam!

How can you pass it up? You can’t! (Unless you’re not looking for a car or are one of the people who will soon be out of work due to these dealership closures.) It’s an amazing deal!

Posted in Cars

Dave Walls May 19, 2009, 4:21 pm

The problem is…they’re Chryslers. The engine won’t make it into the Fiat era.

Matt May 20, 2009, 2:00 am

Dave, at this point your statement is an outdated stereotype.

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