If you have a company and you’re completely lazy and uncreative, here’s what to name your business:
American _______ Company
And make sure to use an American flag as part of your branding. Because when you’re American Recycling Company, nothing is more patriotic than waste disposal!
I wonder if Azerbaijan has a similar problem with lazy companies. Is there an Azerbaijan Broadcasting Company? Or Azerbaijan Skiing Company? Or Azerbaijan Cyanamid Company?
Posted in Consumer Commentary
Anna October 3, 2007, 1:35 pm
What’s even worse than lazy company names are names that are completely made up and make no sense whatsoever – like Accenture – who the hell came up with that one?
Paul October 4, 2007, 6:34 pm
American Accenture Company would be better still.