The other day I was thinking to myself, “What’s the worst possible news I could read in the paper? What headline would damage me more than any other?” It took a few minutes of contemplation, but I figured it out:
Breaking News: Hot Air Popcorn Causes Cancer of the Ding-a-Ling, Kills Puppies, and Makes Baby Jesus Cry
Top that.
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Merle July 23, 2007, 9:46 pm
Government Declares Flat Tax Rate of 99.99% For Anyone With Under $10,000,000
Paul July 24, 2007, 2:06 am
Studies Show That You Are Already Dead
Dun dun DUN!!!
Dave Walls July 24, 2007, 11:49 am
Drew Carey is the new host of “The Price is Right”.
Come back in 6 months and ask me if it’s the worst possible news or not.
Mike July 25, 2007, 7:11 pm
Congress Increases Presidential Term Limits, Bush Running for Third Term.