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May 9th, 2006

What’s for lunch?

So, I’m a bit late with today’s Ping. Normally Paul’s standing over me with a sharp spear and jabs me in the ear if I haven’t written anything by 9:30, but today he’s taking a nap in the back room.

I’m about to go grab my lunch from the fridge. I’ve got a tasty bread salad (no better use exists for stale bread), a plum, an apple, and my usual combination of sweet and salty snack foods.

What’s in your lunch sack today?

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