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March 26th, 2006

A Dog’s Duty

There are a few things in life that I’m getting tired of doing, and that I realized only take just a tad more ability, skill, or dexterity before our dog would be able to do them for us. Things like taking out the garbage, doing our taxes, and… um… walking the dog (though I’m not really tiring of that).

What things would you rather have your pet handle for you?

(This just in… our dog will be handling my Pings from here on out.)

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