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August 9th, 2004

Daily Drink Times

I’ve asked before about your morning routine, but today I want to expand on that. What is your drink routine throughout the day?

Mine’s quite predictable. When I arrive at work, I rinse out my teapot and get some new tea. Mid-morning, after the tea is done, I fill up my 32 oz. water bottle and drink from that through lunch. After lunch, I’ll have another mug of tea. If I finish my water in the mid-afternoon, I’ll refill the bottle. At 4pm, I’ll have my third and final mug of tea of the day. After that, any remaining water carries me until I head home.

And with all that tea and water, there are plenty of visits to the WC. But that schedule’s not quite as clockwork-like. I know you’re glad you know that now.

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