Pingers, correct me if I’m wrong on this. Sometimes, when you get into the bathroom, you want to read something… but you might be in a situation in which you simply can’t carry a book or magazine in with you. What are you going to do? You certainly need to be entertained! Now!
That’s why I came up with my latest sure-fire red hot invention: a credit card-sized bathroom reader. This way, it not only fits in your wallet, purse, or pocket, but it’s always at-the-ready. And just think: novels like War and Peace would only be about 2 feet thick!
So it might not be best for novels. But it wouldn’t be bad for shorter things, like printed Pings.
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