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April 1st, 2003

My American Idols are dropping like flies

My faith in humanity is gone… I mean, when they kicked Frenchie out for having posed topless on the Internet, I was angry. But then they kicked off Jaered and questioned Lashundra. And now, Corey Clark has been kicked off because he is “facing trial over an incident at his family home last October.”

What is the world coming to when potential American idols have shady pasts, checkered histories, and dark secrets? I feel like I have nothing to believe in any more.

It’s a good thing our President doesn’t fall under the scrutiny of the American Idol producers.

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