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February 14th, 2003

Valentine’s Day Haiku III

Numbers one and two
say to wash your body, feet.
Hug someone – that’s love.

Posted in Haiku

Spice! February 13, 2007, 1:16 am

went to school today
but the snow kept falling down
and now school might be closed!

Javamonkey27 February 14, 2008, 3:55 am

sweetened lips
convey to me soulfully
sculpting fancy

Abby February 11, 2011, 6:51 pm

My leg is gross
Beacause my cast is sweaty
The hairy pickle

hey nobody said they had to make sense! I give all credit to my friend ryan. He wrote it I just put it online lol!!! 🙂

Gundi February 9, 2012, 5:47 pm

love can ambush you
sneak up when you’re not looking
and kidnap your heart

you can lean on me
then if we have to fall down
we’ll go together

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