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December 25th, 2002

So tell me…

… how does Santa Claus get down the chimney? As Oscar the Grouch says, “That’s like trying to fit a basketball into a ginger ale bottle.” I admit, it’s one of the few mysteries of life that I haven’t yet figured out. Any help is appreciated.

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