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Women make wilk, big whop!

September 25th, 2002

How do you open your letters?

Some people slice along the side of an envelope and slide out the contents, all nice and neat like. Some people use a letter opener along the top. Me, I tear where it’s sealed, usually making a mess of the envelope in the process. I have a letter opener, I just forget to use it.

How do you do it?

I bet Paul steams his letters open with the heat from a cast iron kettle sitting on his woodburning stove.

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