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November 2nd, 2001

First Kiss

Who was your first kiss? Your first real kiss?

Mine was a girl named Michelle. I remember that I had to be home before curfew (remember curfew?), and my friend had driven himself, his girlfriend, and I to Michelle’s house. But it was late, and there was a hurried rush to get home. Being comfy on the couch, we all got up quickly – almost cartoon- style – and I went to kiss Michelle. She kissed me – but up until that very point, I had no idea that mouths actually opened during kissing.

A most enlightening experience. -pm

Posted in Childhood Memories

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