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June 27th, 2001

Non-Sequiter URL Poetry

Did you know that there’s a fungus among us,
If it had been one of us, they would have hung us.
So don’t be afraid when your food is all covered,
Just because the fungus that grows there has yet to be discovered. -ram

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