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June 22nd, 2001

Big Time

I am a fan of clocks and watches. Back when I was living in my parents’ house, I had no less than five clocks in my room. I was totally obsessed with knowing what time it was.

The tradition is still in place, but it’s spread out more. There are two clocks in my living room, and one each in the kitchen and bathroom. But more importantly, I try to never ever leave the house without a watch. I don’t know why not; usually when I’m out and about, clocks are conveniently located.

But here’s the big question: can anyone tell the time just by guessing, throughout the day? I’m working on it, but could use a few pointers. -pm

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