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April 23rd, 2001

Ten Princesses

I’m in one of those moods…
  1. I am a princess!
  2. Princess George, Ruler of the Squirrels
  3. This princess likes adult movies
  4. The Princess Conference
  5. I Am Oprah, Princess of Darkness
  6. Princess Buttercup
  7. PriNcEsS AleX is FriGGiN aNNoYiNg.
  8. Princess Baladina
  9. The Ugly Princess
  10. Princess Butterball the Cat… Feline, it’s what’s for dinner.
-ram

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