The Daily Ping

If you are looking for a career change, perhaps you should come to Ping University’s Doctorate program in Coprolitology.

Below is your reading list. Please complete at your own pace and write a ten page essay on a related topic of your choice.

• The Dung File
• Getting the Scoop from the Poop of T. Rex
• Online archive of the Coprolite newsletter
• History of the Coprolite Industry in Cambridgeshire

The following is a list of required course materials. You can buy these in the school store:

• Red Chilli Rocks
• The Cambridgeshire Coprolite Mining Rush
• Dung Fungi: Illustrated Guide to Coprophilous Fungi in New Zealand
• An ample supply of pens and paper

Your final example may contain questions like “Why does this guy own coprolite.com?” Be prepared to answer in essay form.

Join us at Ping University in Butt Canyon, Utah with a satellite campus in Spray, Oregon (home of Chicken Bingo). Our fecally-focused cirriculum is the best in the country.

Trust us, Coprolitology is the s…

Nah, too easy. -ram