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September 12th, 2000

You’ve Got [bleep!]

I don’t know if this is a good idea or not. I don’t think so. But here’s the deal: Eudora now includes MoodWatch which will monitor your outgoing (and incoming) email and let you know if it might get your goat.

So if I send Ryan an email that says, "Hey pal, your last Ping was a pile of doo-doo and I was the one who hacked into your stupid domain!", MoodWatch will come up with a cutesy-poo message telling me that the language is "hot", with a picture of chili peppers.

This is progress? Why can’t people think for their [bleep]ing selves anymore?! -pm

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