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August 30th, 2000

The Miracle Liquids

A number of years ago, I used the product Simple Green for the first time. It seemed to clean everything: my desk, my floor, my car’s engine bay, my garage… you name it, Simple Green was up to the task. I shortly dubbed it the first Miracle Liquid – a liquid no household should be without.

Since then, there have been other notable additions to the list. Here’s what you need.

Goo Gone. This stuff is amazing. It removes what’s left of stickers from just about any object you can think of. As a bonus, it gets the remnants of dealer stickers off of car trunks too, without harming the paint.

Evercare Wrinkle Eraser. Yep, this works. Spray it on a wrinkled shirt, spread the shirt out, and the wrinkles go bye-bye. No iron, less time. Ultra handy in a pinch.

WD-40. It lubricates, it loosens, it greases. Machinery.

Orange Clean. If you’re not big on Simple Green, the Orange Clean line works just as well – plus, your floor will smell like an orange grove.

I have yet to find a cleaner you can drink without getting poisoned, though. I think that something that would wash the dishes, clean the floor, degrease an engine bay, and serve on the rocks with a twist of lime would be fantastic. But not Fantastik. -pm

Posted in Miscellaneous

James Shoffner August 7, 2009, 3:20 am

Can someone please tell me where in the world I can purchase DD7. It’s the best I’ve ever used. I’ve moved from San Diego, California to Lima, Peru and noone here has ever heard of it. If you can, please help me.

Thank you very much,

James Shoffner

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