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January 27th, 2000

Poorly Directed Spam

I thought I’d share a spam with you that I got the other day:

From: “Mr. Scott Perry” <jcorp@usa.com>
To: <none@laze.net>
Subject: Swinging Singles and Couples: FREE SEX!!!

*************MOST COMPLETE SWINGERS************
*************DIRECTORY IN YOUR STATE*************

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CLUBS/////////HOUSE PARTIES//////////LOCAL & NATIONAL
ORGANIZATIONS///////RESORTS/////////////////////////////////////////

We give the most complete information for the swinging
community!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get this great directory for more than your home state if you prefer, just specify which states that you want a directory for when ordering. No additional charge (Up to three additional states)!

Singles, couples, men, women want to know what their options are in their area to meet like-minded people who love to have fun! Now, they have all of the options! SO ORDER NOW AND START HAVING A FUN – FILLED LIFE!

Send payment to:

JFC Company
3830 Valley Center Drive
#705
PMB 441
San Diego, CA 92130

*Be sure to specify which additional state directories you may require.

DIRECTORY(S) WILL BE MAILED IN DISCREET PACKAGE.

Gee, thanks. -ram

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