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June 20th, 2002

Yet More Fun With Headlines

Manson pleads ‘No contest’ to crotch rubbing. Really.

I don’t know which part of the story I find more surprising. It might be that Marilyn Manson allegedly rubbed his crotch on the head of a security guard. Or, it might be that Marilyn Manson can still be deemed “newsworthy” somewhere (although, this article did come from MTV….)

I hope Eminem’s puppetmasters are taking notes.

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