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November 7th, 2011

Fuller eyelashes

OK, color me surprised: I had no idea that people take drugs to thicken their eyelashes. I assume there’s some actual medical need for this, but I can honestly say I’ve never met anyone and thought, “Wow. Their eyelashes are quite thin.” I mean, none of these before pictures looks bad to me at all. For me to take a drug for something, I’d have to be like, “HOLY CRAP, THAT’S SCARY LOOKING!” to even consider it.

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