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April 13th, 2001

Signon Says

“Without a sign his sword the brave man draws,
And asks no omen but his country?s cause.”
– Alexander Pope

“He dies, and makes no sign.”
– William Shakespeare

[praying] Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever. [brief pause] Thy bidding will be done.”
– Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

“Well, today’s eight-year-olds are tomorrow’s teenagers. I say this calls for action and now! Nip it in the bud! First sign of youngsters going wrong, you’ve got to nip it in the bud.”
– Barney Fife (The Andy Griffith Show)

“With an angry wafture of your hand,
Gave sign for me to leave you.”
– William Shakespeare

“All right, Eddie. Let’s go sign nature’s guest book!”
– Martin Crane (Frasier)

“When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign — it just blows up because the name is so powerful… It says, “Dirk Diggler.”
– Dirk Diggler (Boogie Nights)

“Some women shop, reel women fish.”
a sign on an ebay auction

“I saw the sign, I saw the sign
I saw the sign, I saw the sign
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign.”
– Ace of Base

-ram

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