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January 27th, 2011

Shovel, please

As someone that doesn’t have a fenced in backyard and walks his dog no matter the weather, I want to say thank you to everyone that shovels their sidewalk after a snowstorm. It makes walking through the neighborhood so much easier.

And to those that don’t, I won’t be happy when I almost break my neck after slipping on your partially-melted-and-then-refrozen snow and ice in the days following the snow. In fact, I might drag myself to your doorstep to serve you a subpoena myself.

Posted in Everyday Life, Weather

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