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September 16th, 2010

Joaquin Phoenix

So, apparently, Joaquin Phoenix was putting us on all this time. The beard, the rap career, the crazy Letterman appearance… all fake.

I guess the last question I have is, uh, what was the point? To make us see the evil of beards? To somewhat keep Joaquin Phoenix in the spotlight? I admit I’m not quite sure so, uh, good job Joaquin!

Posted in Television, Movies, and Music

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