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July 7th, 2008

What would you do for gasoline?

Gas is expensive. People will do anything to get some.

Like offer sex for a $100 gas card.

Or steal it using some device that gets employees gasoline for half price.

Or try to siphon it from a police cruiser… while a cop is sitting in the car.

Or maybe you’ll just pump gas into your imaginary car (it’s powered by imagination!).

Posted in Just Plain Odd

Steve A July 7, 2008, 11:48 pm

And the best part about the sex for gas card was, “…also charged with doing business without an occupational license.”

Uhhh.. you mean you need a license to be a ho?

Slainte,
Steve A

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