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February 6th, 2008

Super Tuesday Party

Here’s something strange: our neighbors next door were apparently having a Super Tuesday Party last night. I know! Election results certainly go well with spinach dip.

I never considered having a party for Super Tuesday before but now I’m seriously considering it for 2012. Think about it: how many parties are there on Tuesdays? 3, maybe 4. Who wants spinach dip? Millions. Thus, the market is ready for Super Tuesday Parties – with a capital “P” and everything.

I suspect it’s only a matter of time before we see Super Tuesday Party goods at party stores. Election hats, plates, and napkins would be swell! And who wouldn’t want candidate-specific recipes?

In the meantime I think I’m going to try to set one up for Election Day. It’s going to be a blast!

Posted in Just Plain Odd

colby February 6, 2008, 10:15 pm

yeah man i think that is an emazing idea….not. who wants to celebrate elections. we need to work the next day as well….your not the most intelligent person ever… U.S.A. not all the way. Canada rock!

jk February 7, 2008, 3:33 am

Hmm Colby, “your” not the most intelligent either!

Dave Walls February 7, 2008, 6:38 am

I’ve been to an Election Day party. Trust me, no matter how well you plan it, someone will get in a screaming match with someone else about their candidates. Even if you invite all people from one political party…it doesn’t matter.

Just trying to save you the insurance call afterwards..

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