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September 8th, 2007

Paul MacAleer

Hey everyone, I’m back. First of all, I want to thank all of the well-wishers (that is to say, none) who checked in after “the bidet incident” (soon to be a major motion picture with production assistant work by Ryan McMichael). I’m recovering well and the doctors say I should be able to walk again no later than Easter.

I especially want to thank my buddy Paul MacAleer, best known for his work as one of “the children” in the 2001 M.A.D. Pantomime production of Cinderella. He reprised his role a year later, this time in Aladdin. His work then, and now, is greatly appreciated.

Too bad hasn’t done anything else. Lazy bum (incidentally, “Lazy bum” is also the medical term for what I now suffer from).

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