Overheard this past weekend at a restaurant, from the table behind me.
Young girl: “Daddy, I saw Melissa taking a shower and she wasn’t using any soap!”
Melissa, also a young girl: (gasp)
Daddy: “Melissa, is that true?”
Melissa: “Yes, daddy. I just used the water and that made me clean.”
Daddy: “I don’t want you to ever do that again.”
Melissa: “Yes, daddy.”
Daddy: “If I catch you doing that, I’ll whoop your ass.”
(pause)
Daddy: “…Pardon my French.”
As if that line made it all better.
Posted in Everyday Life
Paul April 1, 2008, 2:45 pm
This Ping is underrated. That is all.