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August 21st, 2006

Sunglasses

I just recently obtained my first pair of sunglasses. Even though I’ve worn glasses since eighth grade, I’ve never owned a pair of sunglasses. I was perfectly happy squinting.

But when I got my expensive new pair of quin-focals, I decided to pay even more and get a pair with snap-on sunglasses. With a drive directly into the morning sun, I don’t know how the heck I’ve done so long without them. I still don’t wear them when I’m walking around, but they’ve been a lifesaver for driving.

Plus, it was the last piece of the puzzle. Now I look exactly like Blade.

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