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August 4th, 2006

Stuck on a Toilet Seat

I’ve been to Council Bluffs, Iowa. And now I don’t want to go back, thanks to this story about a woman who got stuck to a toilet seat.

What’s worse is that she suffered burns from the incident (whose details I won’t spoil here). That… would hurt.

Being stuck on a toilet seat is definitely low-ranking on my list of things I want to do in my life… just below “returning to Council Bluffs, Iowa”, methinks.

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