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October 24th, 2005

Surprise Sores

I looked down this morning and realized I had cut my finger without even noticing it. Yesterday, I did the same thing while shaving. It’s kind of odd to find yourself bleeding and realize that you didn’t feel a thing when it happened. Does this mean I’m imperveous to pain? Could I slice into my finger and not feel it?

Ouch! Guess not.

Have you ever found yourself with a mysterious sore that you didn’t recall getting? And, Robert, please, no VD stories.

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