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May 9th, 2005

Dear Fox

Dear Fox,

Starting last week you began calling your Sunday line-up “Animation Domination,” referring to King of the Hill, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, and, uh, that non-animated show Malcolm in the Middle.

Why did you include a non-animated show in a set you call “Animation Domination?” Clearly, you know there’s something wrong with it because during the first week, you had an animated Malcolm introduce his show.

This week, though, it was just the shows packaged under the misnomer of a title. How come?

Here’s a very simple solution: swap King of the Hill and Malcolm in the Middle. Then, your “Animation Domination” can start at 7:30 and go straight through with no non-animated interruptions.

Sincerely,
Ryan

P.S. I know I shouldn’t even be thinking about stupid things like this. But it’s my duty as a member of the American Viewing Public.

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