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March 13th, 2005

Newsflash: Jessica Simpson is actually a good actress!

I was watching one of the recent Twilight Zone episodes this weekend and Jessica Simpson guest starred on one of the episodes. I have news to report:

She’s actually a pretty good actress.

Or at least in this role, a babysitter specializing in child development who has to babysit a creepy kid whose dolls come to life (isn’t that the subject of half the episodes of Twilight Zone?). It was restrained, not the least bit dopey, and actually somewhat believable. Who woulda’ guessed?!

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