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November 20th, 2004

End The Simpsons

The Simpsons is getting long in the tooth, but then, it has been for a while hasn’t it? So here’s a simple exercise for you: you’ve discovered that you’re in charge of the entire show, and it’s your job to kill it at the end of this season. What happens in the final episode?

My resolution is simple: everyone dies. Wouldn’t be very fun, though….

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