I’m not quite sure why it is, but on just about every newscast there’s at least one person who looks fake. You know it. Some have perfect (and giant) hair, perfect skin, perfect teeth, or just look like they came out of a Botox session.
I’d like to present you with my nomination: Denver channel 9’s Kirk Montgomery.
Now, it isn’t because I think Kirk looks perfect, oh no. But scary? Oh, yes. When I first saw his photo on the 9News website, I wondered if it was a photo or a painting. It looks doctored to these eyes; the lighting is almost untouchably perfect. But man, those eyes. Those eyes! They follow me around the room, they do.
Let’s have an anchor-off. Got any anchors or reporters that consistently scare you?
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