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March 10th, 2003

The European Carry-All

Darn it, I’m starting to need a European carry-all.

When you think about it, men have a lot of stuff to carry – and sometimes, not many pockets. The wallet takes care of bills, cards, and soda crackers; plus it conveniently fits in a pocket so one can sit on it all day and develop a hernia. But what about the other stuff you might have?

For instance, I would like to have my wallet, pocket change, an MP3 player, a camera, some moist towelettes, my keys, and maybe some Chap Stick with me at all times. Now, while I probably could do it with the pockets in my slacks and jacket, there’s no way that it’s going to work during the summer. A European carry-all seems like a nice solution.

Darn it.

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